Somehow it always sneaks up on me, and here we are, less than two weeks out. Yikes! I scrolled through the newspaper today, looking for gift inspiration, and came across one I know you’ll want: $125 pink terry cloth slippers by Juicy Couture. Raise your toe if you like Juicy pants! Of course you do, that’s why you’re raising your toe. They’re so comfy that you’re probably reclining. But $125 for pink terry slippers? Admittedly, they sport “chocolate embroidery and gold bow,” but the chocolate isn’t even edible.

Hmmm, let’s see, pink terry slippies or food for a family for a week. Tough choice.